Random funnies

<xylem> no!
* flu rejects a boy for the first time


<xylem> go away, I have herpes


<domhc^> DONT MAKE ME COME TO FLORIDA AND BORK YOU


<domhc^> lost: your pregnant?

<_lost> geek if you need to have phone sex.. call me


<PogoStick> I'm too much of a pussy


<xylem> I don't have to pay income tax
<xylem> hahahaha
<PogoStick> you just have to dodge car bombs
<xylem> f**k you!


<xylem> I'm a bit slow


<PogoWork> YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS
<PogoWork> I HATE YOU!


<PogoWork> I AM THE SEXIEST MAN HERE!


<xylem> when I was in korea, I wanted to catch sars so I could bring it back as a present
for all my friends and family

<domhc^> she is calling 1-900-getbetterjokes for a comeback 

<xylem> 3 days is enough to have sex
<geekychic> lol
<Soulshakr> No sex
<geekychic> he is a tease
<Soulshakr> I mean
<geekychic> he wont put out
<Soulshakr> That's not why she's coming out
<Soulshakr> I would be offended
<geekychic> lol
<geekychic> hqhahahahaahahah
<Soulshakr> STOP LAUGHING!
<xylem> you would feel all used?
<xylem> poor baby
<Soulshakr> Yes.
<geekychic> hahaahahhaaha
<Soulshakr> This is a very sensitive subject for me!

 

domhc^/#cacheflow sighs happily and gives the phone to geekychic
<domhc^> its for you
ð geekychic answers
ð geekychic dances
<geekychic> yay!
<geekychic> i just won a 100,000,000 dollars!
<domhc^> no - that was the joke of today
<geekychic> lol

 

<Teena> i wanted to take a bath and just soak cause i havent done that since forever.....
<Teena> and i couldnt get out of the tub!!!!!
<cupcake> lol
<cupcake> hahah
<Teena> i was scared
<cupcake> i am never having kids
<xylem> me neither
<Teena> i kinda had to kneel and roll
<Teena> LOL
<xylem> ahahahahah
<xylem> that's terrible
<Teena> it took like 15 minutes to get out!!
<Teena> i will never do that again while i am home alone

<cupcake> u are faking it

<xylem> I AM A FREAKING DELICATE FLOWER

<Gentle-32> god bless u
<xylem> <xylem> he already has, by giving me herpes

<xylem> <Gentle-32> what is herpes
<xylem> <xylem> it's something very special
<xylem> <xylem> I can't exactly explain it
<xylem> <xylem> ask your mommy if she has it

<xylem> ok, I'm going to do what I love most in the whole wide world
<xylem> can anyone guess what?
<cupcake> study
<xylem> yes!
<cupcake> or eat lobster
<xylem> NO!!!
<cupcake> mmmm mudshrimps
<xylem> you disgust me!
<xylem> I'm going to study
* xylem/#cacheflow storms off
<cupcake> lol
<cupcake> hahaha
<cupcake> she is quite the pogo prodigy

<Teena> if i dont shop i dont get much excercise

Topic (#cacheflow): changed by xylem: SoulShakr's rec is now open. Please post your
'yes' votes to the #chatzone mailing list.

* cupcake shakes her frosting

<Soulshakr> It's because of girls like you that I've turned to boys

<Aleesha> Pogo, always a pleasure

<PogoWork> we are starting to get a lot of people here...of course, it's all clones

<shiwan> Why are you talking about me in third person like I'm not here?

<geekychik> and xylem is secial.
<geekychik> she is never going to live down secial

 

<geekychik> is he going to put out?
<grumpymia> who
<Aleisha> who?
<geekychik> whoever i asked to give me nookie
<grumpymia> with a 'he' that answer is usually, unequivacably, yes

 

<Aleisha> I told grumpy you needed nookie
<Aleisha> but he never answered
<grumpymia> i just met her last night. ;)
<Aleisha> so?
<geekychik> hahahaha
<grumpymia> hehe
<Aleisha> in Kentucky
<Aleisha> you'd already be married

<domhc^> he got big balls

<xylem> WHERE THE F**K IS DALLAS?
<geekychic> working?
<xylem> lazy ass
<geekychic> not sure
<mr_runt> in texas

<xylem> geeky, you need to work on being ditzy
<geekychic> so i am ditzy now?
<xylem> ask corrupt to give you some lessons

<Aleisha> I'm going to a baby shower for lunch

<shiwan> This channel perpetually reminds me why I set my age bounds to around 30 for women
I'd date.

<xylem> yes, and I have big, hairy balls

<Aleisha> KENTUCKY IS A BEAUTIFUL STATE

<_lost> oh shit
<_lost> POGO was whining about not having ops?
<_lost> and he really left?
<geekychik> lol
<geekychik> hahah
<geekychik> yes
<_lost> LOL.. ppl take this too seriously

<Aleisha> well I'm tired
<_lost> goodnight country

<GOTANthrx> Shiwan was female
<GOTANthrx> a very sexy one at that

<xylem> I mean, geeky and I are sensible females
<xylem> and pogo and maxi are moody men

<xylem> geeky, I'll have to teach you all about the greatest musicians of our time
<geekychik> dave matthews?
<xylem> britney spears!

<geekychik> not really
<geekychik> i'd rather see harrods at knightbridge ;)

 

<xylem> but jb, you have your sweetheart
<xylem> and you LOVE her
<GOTANthrx> nofl;askdjfa;lskdjf;alskdjf
<GOTANthrx> SHUT
<GOTANthrx> UP
<xylem> YOU LOVE HER
<xylem> but you still haven't porked her
* xylem shakes her head

<_lost> could you imagine the world with little _lost's running around?

<PogoStick> I'll have kids as long as they are with mashed potatos and gravy

<xylem> I'm 22 years old and I'm a virgin
<xylem> I've never even kissed anyone!

<domhc^> we should have a house like in the show "the real world"
<_lost> why.. so the whole world can know im a slut?

<Stellar> I dreamed about math

PogoStick/#cacheflow projectile vomits all over himself
<cupcake> gross
<xylem> this is why he doesn't want kids
<xylem> one is enough...

<PogoWork> I'M SQUATTING OVER HERE! GODAMNIT GET ME A PROTEIN BAR! I NEED SOME METABOLITE
GODAMNIT!

<PogoWork> JESUS CHRIST, I'M RUNNING 54 MILES IN THE SAND OVER HERE, GET ME A GODAMN PROTEIN BAR AND SOME GATORADE! I NEED MY ELECTROLYTES IN SHAPE!

<PogoWork> JESUS CHRIST, I'M WORKING OUT FOR THE ARNOLD CLASSIC GODAMNIT!, GET ME A F**KING PROTEIN BAR! CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE I'M WORKING ON PERFECTION!

<xylem> soulshakr, beat him up!
<xylem> you can take him
<Soulshakr> Yes
<xylem> CATFIGHT
<xylem> come on girls

<xylem> geeky, are you dieting for maxi?
<Soulshakr> She started of her own volition
<Aleisha> geeky don't diet for anyone
<Soulshakr> which is the way it should be
<Soulshakr> I shouldn't HAVE to ask
<geekychic> yes! look at the hot men! that's what i am up against!

<Soulshakr> Yeah, you three totally sound like a trio of toothless hookers

<xylem> well, YOU SOUND LIKE A MEATHEAD!

<Aleisha> "There's a skinny woman inside me screaming to get out, I shut her up with
chocolate"

<geekychic> i cant type
<xylem> oh, that;s ok
<xylem> neither can I
<xylem> that's what makes us secial

<MrSweden> runt in swedish means around
<Aleisha> really?
<Aleisha> he doesn't get around enough

<Aleisha> you hate cheese?
<Aleisha> whats wrong with you

<Aleisha> okey explain this to me
<Aleisha> my mom says "how much longer for the pizza"
<Aleisha> I'm like "about ten more minutes"
<Aleisha> then WHY does she go open the oven door
<Aleisha> like I'm lying?

<Aleisha> someone bring us a Reese cup
<Aleisha> I have a hankering
<geekychix> hehe
<Aleisha> ;p
<geekychix> hankering?
<Aleisha> yes
<geekychix> u are soo hick
<geekychix> hahah
<Aleisha> lol
<Aleisha> I am NOT hick
<Aleisha> that is a word damn it
<mr_runt> it's a hick word
<Aleisha> hahahaha
<Aleisha> it is not
<Aleisha> I am so not hick
<mr_runt> the word us normal people use is  "craving"
<geekychix> lol
* Aleisha storms off
* Aleisha storms back
<Aleisha> WHORES
<geekychix> hahaha
* Aleisha storms off again
<geekychix> :P
<mr_runt> hankering
<mr_runt> n : a yearning for something or to do something
<mr_runt> jargon: Hick
<geekychix> LOL
<Aleisha> oh shit
<mr_runt> often encountered in remote portions  of Kentucky
<Aleisha> y'all are a buncha whores!
<Aleisha> and I'm going to hang out with ppl who don't think I'm hick!
* Aleisha storms out again

<Aleisha> I can't find anyone who doesn't think I'm a hick

<Aleisha> you should meet my mother, she'll teach you the art of returning anything that doesn't meet to your absolute approval

<Aleisha> he outtalked geeky
<Aleisha> that's just not right

<Aleisha> I'm kinda hoping I'll wake up tomorrow skinny

<_lost> nah.. geek has a cool voice...
<_lost> i like it
<Aleisha> yeah I talk to her too much not to like her voice! ;p
<_lost> but.. country's voice over there.. makes me want to move to kentucky

<PogoStick> it disturbs me
<Aleisha> you are very disturbed to begin with

<Aleisha> I don't like that geeky makes me say y'all every time we're on the phone :/
<domhc^> geekychic: next time "done did"

* _lost is now known as infected
<domhc^> chatting with rebkah?
<_lost> haha
<_lost> NO LOL

<_lost> geek.. to answer your question about swallowing...
<_lost> we guys care... because.. we want you to get your vitamins.. so if you dont swallow.. it concerns us.

<MrSweden> i need money
<Dazzly> marry a rich man

<Dazzly> robbing a bank in the nude would probably work 

<Dazzly> where the fuck is Dallas?
<MrSweden> in usa?
<Dazzly> he'd better be at the gym
<domhc^> texas
<geekychic> dallas is in texas
<Dazzly> thanks, smartasses

<xylem> I just need to know who's whoring me out   * will her pimp please stand up?

<Teena> ya all are netsexing and leaving me out again aint ya?

<xylem> ever since I got home, my nails have become freakishly strong

<xylem> tact is thy middle name, dallas

<xylem> what's your cute name for me?
<Soulshakr> My cute name for you is "Elephant Testicles".

<xylem> people were scared of me  * they still are!

<xylem> besides, wrmbrneyz would be the perfect solution to his sexuality conflicts

<geekychic> the truth is
<geekychic> xylem loves corrupt
<xylem> (&*^!(&%!&(^*!)(*(!_(#&*^&#!%&

<Aleisha> gimme my money back

<_lost> NO.. i earned it

<_lost> i want someone to protect me.. and my innocence

<_lost> you think im dirty huh?
<_lost> like geek?
<_lost> all used up?
<Dazzly> hahahaha
<Dazzly> ah
<_lost> you dork
<_lost> im not that bad
<_lost> sheesh
<Dazzly> well, if you're not as bad as geeky, you're ok

<JohnnyDep> ATTACK HER OPENLY IN THE CHANNEL!
<JohnnyDep> ATTAAAAACK!

<MrSweden> geekychic seems to be a house "wife"
<geekychic> i am a house wife if Dazzly is a gourmet chef

<Dazzly> but I'm a psychopath

<Aleisha> I think Jeremy & I are bonding
<geekychic> yay for the bondage!

<PogoStick> the more I think about it
<Dazzly> the more you think football is really stupid?