Funnies

<PogoStick> I'm leaving
<Ben-> I'm Ben
<Aleisha> I'm not leaving

<v-string> geez. chic, you made her leave!
<cupcake> mission accomplished

<Dazzly> v-string, maximus is looking for a rich, older woman to sexually gratify him
and buy him expensive presents

<MrSweden> banning mode are we?
<MrSweden> :)
<Dazzly> yup
<Dazzly> making sure the channel remains slut-free
<MrSweden> oh

<Ben-> whoa, so that's what happens when you drop a flaming piece of toilet paper into a glass with a little bit of bourbon in it.

<geekychic> bimbo's quote: Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know
when you're finished.  -- Leslie Nielsen 

<geekychic> brb
<Aleisha> holy shit
<Aleisha> she just said she'd brb
<Aleisha> I just had a major dizzy spell
<Aleisha> and I was just sitting here
<Teena> since when do you say brb? you always make us sit here and talk to
ourselves
<Aleisha> she's getting more polite in her old age
<geekychic> lol
<Teena> lol

<geekychic> this is anti slut zone
<geekychic> i dont know how mr_runt got in though ;)

<doughnut> I come with an easy access hole

<Maximus-> hiiiiiiii
<domhc^> ctc
<Deadhead> ASL?
<Ben-> 38/f/Washington, D.C.
<domhc^> monica lewinsky!

<Aleisha> I went to the bookstore last night
<Aleisha> and I found something I'm going to buy you 
<geekychic> cant u look in the jewelry store instead?

<PogoStick> can't you f**king people get anything right?
<geekychic> of course not, we are working at your standards :P

<Aleisha> I'm going to wright pat tomorrow!
<Aleisha> and Jaime's dad's on Sun
<Aleisha> what an action packed w/e ;p
<mr_runt> wright pat?
<geekychic> it's country for "write"
<mr_runt> oooh
<geekychic> ex, in country speak, i would say: "i fixing going to wright some code"
<Aleisha> it is not
<mr_runt> rofl
<Aleisha> YOU whore
<Aleisha> WRIGHT PATTERSON AIR FORCE BASE YOU BITCH
<Aleisha> :P
<geekychic> LOL
<mr_runt> lmao

<Aleisha> tell them I'm not country
<Maximus-> Well, I reckon you ain't totally

<fluenne> geeeeeexy!
<geekychik> happy birthday!!!!!!!!
* geekychik changes topic to 'happy birthday!!!!!!!!'
<domhc^> flu flu, its your bday?
<fluenne> yay
<fluenne> thanks!
<fluenne> yeah, it's my birthday
* domhc^ jumps out of the cake naked
<fluenne> hahahaha
<domhc^> =/
<domhc^> ïs it that small?
<domhc^> (&&"(%"&(""
<fluenne> no! it was a laugh of appreciation
<domhc^> and pigs fly on uranus!

<PogoStick> I will no longer speak to you if you are a lawyer
<Aleisha> well that's one vote for law!

<fluenne> I want to hear aleisha saying "y'all take care now, y'hear?"

<_lost> im saving myself for marriage too

<Ben-> I remember one time telling someone I know about my plans to put linux on my powermac
<Ben-> he asked what kind
<Ben-> I told him "Debian or SuSE", he replied "Who are Debbie and Susie?"

<xylem> are YOUR friends fat?
<xylem> and balding?
<PogoStick> no
<xylem> so you're the only one?

<Aleisha> I think Pogo needs to go to a sensitivity class

<Maximus-> Actually, I'd rather go see Aleisha
<Maximus-> She's more of a one-woman man

* mr_runt/#cacheflow sends flu to a typing course
<mr_runt> it's called "IRC"

<xylem> but he's still technicallt a virgin, right?
<Aleisha> of course
<Aleisha> unless it puts it IN something other than his hand
<Aleisha> he's a virgin

<xylem> I've broken a few balls
<xylem> not hearts

<xylem> I'll name my firstborn child horseshit
<xylem> just for fun

<PogoStick> I suck at golf
<Ben-> Well, you're supposed to hit the ball with a club, not suck it.

<stolid> I'm the quality assurance secretary on the ben gurion 2000 project
<stolid> you can assume how well it's going by the name

<PogoWork> I've had a penis since 1971
<cupcake> unfortunately it's still the same size as it was in 1971

<fluenne> I'm going to do some shit
<fluenne> later
<geekychic> she is announcing her bowel movements too?
<geekychic> damn people

<grumpybug> how come women are so 'stuffy' guys go shopping like biannually

<geekychik> i am a "collector"
<grumpybug> ya me too
<grumpybug> except i can drive mine
<grumpybug> or push them at least

<grumpybug> where do yu work pogo?
<geekychik> on 5th and main
<geekychik> he's a whore

<fluenne> I think I'm getting old
<grumpybug> (i know im getting old)

<Aleisha> everyone already knows I Dont' have a clue