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<xylem> no wonder I have height issues
<_cupcake_> lol
<xylem> thanks for destroying my self esteem!
<xylem> YOU'LL PAY FOR MY THERAPY SESSION!@$%

<mr_runt> she thinks you were calling her a whore or something
<geekychik> i only have one whore in my life! and it's xylem!
<geekychik> and dan
<geekychik> two whores.

<mr_runt> so how midgety is xylem, anyway'

<domhc^> she was so blonde, she filed a lawsuit against the planet uranus cos she thought it was hers

<fluenne> I miss corrupt`
<fluenne> I haven't seen her in a while

<PogoStick> I went and bought man-nair last night and naired my chest!

<fluenne> <hexy_sunk> hii
<fluenne> <fluenne> go away, I have herpes
<fluenne> <hexy_sunk> doesnt matter
<fluenne> <hexy_sunk> i m hiv positive
<fluenne> <hexy_sunk> :)

<fluenne> I look like a sweet, innocent girl

<Soulshakr> if you speed in Israel, do they cut off your foot?

<_lost> i am a chicken f**ker

<_lost> im horny
<Hayabusa`> what else is new?
<Hayabusa`> you have 4 testicles to keep up with demand?
<_lost> the 2 testicles that i have... do just fine

<cupcake> dom!
<domhc^> cupcake!
<cupcake> so what's up?
* domhc^/#cacheflow looks down
<domhc^> i think its clinicly dead

<_lost> and i just got offered a job off the coast of portugal
<domhc^> you speak spanish lost?
<cupcake_> they speak portuguese there
<_lost> dom.. they speak portuguese in portugal

<fluenne> my penis is actually very small

<cupcake_> fluenne is this channel's wrmbrneyes
<cupcake_> hahahahahahahahahahaha
<fluenne> HEY
<fluenne> that was mean
<fluenne> I'm deeply offended

<_lost> yea.. for some reason...
<_lost> i have blisters down there..

<_lost> but.. as soon as i started to bone corrupt.. i got this
burning sensation

<mr_runt> Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
<mr_runt> 1. All the DNA is the same.
<mr_runt> 2. There are no dental records

<mr_runt> "My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I
got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
<mr_runt> Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
<mr_runt> I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I
couldn't cut the mustard.

<fluenne> I can't scratch this stupid paint off!

<fluenne> a penis? what does that do?
<domhc^> i dont know, i have not used it yet

<fluenne> <Chrisssie> hi there.....
<fluenne> <Chrisssie> pls help me get in Chatzone...
<fluenne> <Chrisssie> since u are such a nice guy...:))

* xylem/#cacheflow is pure and innocent

<xylem> I'm pure!
<Hayabusa`> you are about as chaste as a catholic priest
<xylem> like daniel!

<cupcake> DansChocolates.com
<cupcake> that ass has been holding out on us
<fluenne> WTF?@!
<fluenne> mmm, chocolate
<fluenne> damn you!
<fluenne> why did you have to show me that?
<domhc^> lol 
<fluenne> I'm literally drooling
<fluenne> YOU BITCH
<fluenne> LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
<fluenne> I HATE YOU
* fluenne/#cacheflow storms off

<Hayabusa`> flu ignores me cause I'm not cute and that I'm boring
<xylem> I ignore you because you call me a midget
<xylem> hmph!
<PogoWork> I call you a midget, you don't ignore me
<Hayabusa`> O dpm
<xylem> you suck
<Hayabusa`> 3u1$!@%DFSDF
<Hayabusa`> I don't call you a midget
<Hayabusa`> more often than not I defend you and say you are tall

<xylem> I'm so cool!
<xylem> I have a sex and the city ringtone