Funnies ...
<Aleisha> he gave me my birth control prescription as a present for my birthday :P *only in kentucky
<Hayabusa`> I've got fighting training
<Hayabusa`> :D
<xylem> well, I've got agents
<xylem> so THERE
<Hayabusa`> well well you have crabs
<Hayabusa`> :D
* PogoStick/#cacheflow sobs
* PogoStick/#cacheflow sticks his head in dom's cleavage and cries
<domhc^> ¨there there
* domhc^/#cacheflow soothes PogoStick, it will be ok
* PogoStick/#cacheflow cries like never before
* domhc^/#cacheflow rubs PogoSticks back
* PogoStick/#cacheflow sobs louder
* xyle/#cacheflow neuters pogo
<cupcake> thank good
<xyle> I wonder what a neutered man would be like
<xyle> I mean...a guy with no sexual urges
<xyle> just try to imagine that
<cupcake> haha
<cupcake> castration is the same no?
<xyle> pretty much
<xyle> that must be so cool
<xyle> I'd like to try it on a guy once
<xyle> just to see what it's like
<Hayabusa`> I was persecuted by midgets for the longes
time
<Hayabusa`> the xylems and mntnman's used to chase me down alleys and beat me
with sticks
<Hayabusa`> screaming tall people must die... tall people must die
<Hayabusa`> Ben-? are you a midget?
<Hayabusa`> ....
<Ben-> I'm 6'1"
<Hayabusa`> MIDGET!
<geekychik> haha
<geekychik> compared to runt?
<geekychik> hahah
<Hayabusa`> compared to my dick he is :D
<geekychik> your dick.. i doubt it
<geekychik> your ego.. maybe
<Ben-> Man, that's only like 3', and it's called a 'leg'.
<Ben-> See, you're just confused because in odd situations a leg can twitch uncontrollably, too.
<Hayabusa`> take a purity test
<`logan> i did!!
<`logan> i got a 95
<mr_runt> out of 200? :P
<Hayabusa`> ...
<geekychik> lol
<`logan> JERK!
<mr_runt> dude, I don't even score that high
<mr_runt> and I'm WAY more pure than you
<`logan> fugitive sex RULES!
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<domhc^> geek!!!
<Aleisha> geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeky
<Aleisha> oh
<Aleisha> duh
<Aleisha> I shoulda been a blonde
<`logan> i think periods and the period of like fustration you all go through
as women.. are over rated
<`logan> suck it up!
<Aleisha> I like his voice, which is good since I had to listen to it for 5
hours
<earthling> kill him
<Aleisha> let me make your penis bleed every month
<Aleisha> see how you feel about that
<xyle> DEATH TO ROMAN!!@#%!&@!
<Aleisha> LET'S
<xyle> DESTROY
<xyle> MUTILATE!
<earthling> only you refer to that little breakfast sausage as roman flu
<earthling> dont do that ;P
<earthling> f**king men
<earthling> they are useless
<xyle> they are
<xyle> completely useless
<xyle> I mean, now that we have things like vibrators and sperm banks, who the
hell needs them anymore?
<Aleisha> well I like that they can move heavy shit
<xyle> ever since geeky sent me those butterfingers
<xyle> I have butterfingers and you don't!!
<domhc^> lol, i think so
<xyle> and she's not sending you any, either!
<xyle> THEY'RE ALL MINE!@!$@%*
<xyle> MINE
<xyle> MINE
<xyle> MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
<domhc^> yeah well....
<domhc^> i have something better
<domhc^> TYPOFINGERS!
<xyle> dom...TYPOFINGERS
<domhc^> it has caramel inside coated in doublle fudge chocolate
<xyle> mmmm, caramel...
<xyle> dom, let's get everything out in the open
<xyle> DOM AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED
<xyle> AND HE'S MOVING TO ROMANIA WITH ME!
<domhc^> FAINTS
<fluenne> where the hell is pogo?
<Aleisha> we're holding Pogo hostage until you get the information we seek
<Aleisha> damn it woman
<Aleisha> we're not asking YOU to screw hp
<Aleisha> we just wanna to know if anyone who did survived to tell the tale
<Aleisha> ;p
<Aleisha> I don't deny being country
<Aleisha> I deny sounding country
<xyle> hy!
<xyle> hy geekychic!
<domhc^> HY!
<xyle> i here u r hot hurl
<xyle> want to make sex wit me?
<xyle> i r hot 2!!
<xyle> lol
<xyle> wats ur asl?!!@
<xyle> lol
<xyle> :)))
<Aleisha> dom
<Aleisha> I'm revoking your mission
<Aleisha> we no longer care of the sexual relations between certain chatzone
members
<Aleisha> please turn in your Pogo love juice
ùíù domhc^ was kicked off #cacheflow by X ((aleishaleigh) MISSION REVOKED.)
<earthling> you're fired dom
<Aleisha> he's not even paying attention!
<domhc^> i am?
<Aleisha> yes, we revoked the mission
<earthling> scroll up
<domhc^> why did you do that ya dorks
<Aleisha> because we no longer care about the sexual habits of those in
chatzone
<Aleisha> actually we prefer NOT to know
<Aleisha> why put those visual nightmares in our minds?
<Aleisha> WHY I ASK YOU!?!?! WHY?!?!
<domhc^> i could have done it tho
<Aleisha> that's not the point
<Aleisha> the mission has been canceled due to lack of interest on the part
of the mission creators
<xyle> mmmm, salt water!
<earthling> hehe
<earthling> ppl peep in that water
<earthling> people have died in that water
<earthling> not to mention the fecial matter
<earthling> still mmmm?
<xyle> I need to get laid
<xyle> OMD
<xyle> OMG even
<xyle> I'M TURNING INTO REBEKAH!!!
ð `logan/#cacheflow volunteers to lay
<xyle> hahaha
<Aleisha> you aren't diseased
<xyle> dan, you're so generous
<Aleisha> are you?
<Aleisha> geeky, how long does it take a package to get from KY to FL ya
think?
<`logan> you sent a package of KY to florida?
<Aleisha> yes I did
<xyle> what's ky? isn't it a lubricant or something?
<`logan> couldnt the person in florida just go to the store and get KY?
<GOTANthrx> If i went there for chemical engeneering...
engineering... yeah...
<geekychik> engineering is fun
<GOTANthrx> i hear the money it makes is funner
<GOTANthrx> no, i'm not going for an english degree
<geekychik> hahah
<geekychik> thank god.
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<xyle> omg!
<xyle> WTF!
<xyle> I logged in as someone else!
<xyle> X IS TALKING TO ME IN FRENCH
<Direwolf-> lol
<xyle> -X- AUTHENTIFICATION RÉUSSIE pour Head08
<xyle> -X- Rappelez-vous: Jamais personne de CService ne vous demandera
votre mot de passe, ne donnez votre mot de passe à personne meme
pas à quelqu'un qui dit être de CService
<Direwolf-> wow
<xyle> WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
<Direwolf-> you've confused poor X
<Direwolf-> :)
<cupcake> LOL
<xyle> holy sh*t
<xyle> a student's prayer
<xyle> now I lay me down to rest
<xyle> I pray I pass tomorrow's test
<xyle> if I shall die before I wake
<xyle> that's one less test I'll have to take
SignOff X: #cacheflow (Gone to do some vacuuming)
<Direwolf-> warn us before leavning nexttime cupcake, that was
frightening...like a mass exodus. I thought the world was
coming to an end as all those shells quit one by one
-:- domhc^ is now known as domhc^OUT
-:- Direwolf- is now known as Direfood
-:- domhc^OUT is now known as domhc^
* cupcake thinks Direfood and domhc^ are the same person
<domhc^> lol
<domhc^> why is that
<domhc^> ./msg Direfood she is falling for it, now i weill go away and you
come back again
<earthling> happy birthday to you
<earthling> happy birthday to you
<earthling> happy birthday dear stacy
<earthling> happy birthday to you
<Direwolf-> hehe
<Direwolf-> you might wana hide the cupcake though, before someone tries to
cut ya up to serve everyone:P
<Zimphire> Wow
* Zimphire/#cacheflow looks at the userlist
<Zimphire> geeky has found out how to clone herself