Funnies ...

[04:41] <kilrdog> billie jean is not my lover
[04:42] <Ben-> nor is she mine.
[04:42] <kilrdog> the kid is not my son :/
[04:43] <Ben-> hey, he's not my son either, I didn't do her, shit, my toe is still in danger.

<Ben_> double entendre: n., an ambiguity with one interpretation that is
indelicate
<Ben_> as in "happiness is a warm gun"
<Ben_> and we all know what John Lennon was singing about there, now
don't we?

<Zimphire> I can write out the cryllic alphabet. With my tongue

<kilrdog> i'm coming to live with you ok
<cupcake> ok
<kilrdog> i'll be there in 5 hours
* Direwolf-/#cacheflow chuckles
<cupcake> as long as you promise to talk dirty to me with that accent
<kilrdog> yeah baby
<kilrdog> we'll go through the primitive types first
<kilrdog> and then i'll read you the entire java api documentation
<Direwolf-> rofl
<cupcake> ok
<cupcake> and since i lost my CVS book
<cupcake> you will have to read that to me too.
<kilrdog> forget the hot wax
<kilrdog> i'll read you manpages
<Direwolf-> get a private chat yall, I mean come on, reading manpages in
public...is there no decency?

<shiwan> No, The Stupid Stick(TM), much like The Clue Stick(TM), is eternal,
and can never be destroyed, or even chipped.

<domhc^> yo
<domhc^> i have a xman rap
<domhc^> xmas rap
<domhc^> it goes....
<domhc^> snow sucks
<domhc^> thank you for listening

<Zimphire> It is still freakin snowing
<nfn> snowing where?
<Zimphire> Y
<Zimphire> es
<domhc^> Zimphire: come to the AST side
<Zimphire> ast?
<domhc^> anti snow team

<nfn> i advocate the use of artichokes
<nfn> there are not enough artichokes in logos
<nfn> (this has been a paid advertisement by the artichoke horticulture union

<Zimphire> I am such a dumbass
<Bastidge> Something we have in common

<xyle> yeah, the impersonation days
<xyle> I think I did a pretty good meathead

<Zimphire> /dcc send cupcake kevpenixspandexhandcuffsmartinshort.jpg
<Zimphire> oops

SignOff earthling: #cacheflow (Quit: [BX] Windows 95, coded entirely by
blondes)

* dogthief/#cacheflow fondles cupcake
* cupcake blushes
<Direwolf-> take that to priv msg before you fog up X's visionics hehe

<dogthief> 'coming soon' just like all geeky websites :p
<dogthief> man pretty soon i guess you're gonna come

<NotAPlaya> I can stop coming here and thus stop offending
y'all
<cupcake> dude
<cupcake> that isnt the point
<cupcake> we would prefer for you to be here
<dogthief> yeah where we can monitor you

 SignOff earthling: #cacheflow (Quit: [BX] "I did not have sexual relations with
that client, BitchX.")

<El`Rudo> I think yer sexy and funny and smart
<Kyutie> well you are dead on my friend :)  *because she is so modest :P

<_lost> so this morning when i woke up (@5.30) , i went into the kitchen to cook
something. i opened the fridge and saw 5 bottles of corona's sitting there.
they had been sitting there for about.. for about 1 week.
<_lost> i made toast. put the corona's in a bag and headed down the beach.
<_lost> i always seem this homeless dude on my way down to the beach.
<_lost> so i said, "hey man, here you go."
<_lost> i handed him the beer.
<_lost> then he got mad at me.
<_lost> because.. corona's are not twist tops.

[15:01] <Kyutie> found my glasses! lol
[15:05] <nfn> nice
[15:05] <nfn> i lost a pair once
[15:05] <nfn> i was in a rain forrest in puerto rico
[15:05] <nfn> from there i went to phoenix arizona
[15:05] <nfn> lost them in a fucking mall
[15:06] <nfn> couldnt lose them somewhere cool and exciting, like a rain forrest, something with honor
[15:06] <nfn> oh no
[15:06] <nfn> a mall

<xyle> well, my boobs are small
<xyle> so I don't have room for anything there
<xyle> let alone a brain
 

<_lost> james. you are cute.

<geekychic> i have a big enough penis, i dont need that.
<Zimphire> The SRT is faster
<_lost> yea! the WRX
<Zimphire> geeky it's not about penis size
<geekychic> of course it is.
<Zimphire> Some people like the rush of going from 0-60 in less than 8 seconds :p0
<Zimphire> A NEON is hardly a penis replacement
<Zimphire> I mean
<Zimphire> It's aNeon..

[15:56] <xyle> god, I'm such a girl
[15:56] <nfn> me too

<xylem> I'm not giving my virginity away
<xylem> for free

* _lost/#cacheflow puts his cyber-virginity up on ebay
<xylem> I wonder if you can really do that
<xylem> put your virginity for sale on ebay
<xylem> I should do that

<nfn-> i want underwear
<cupcake> from victoria's secret?
<cupcake> who are you?
<cupcake> merv albert?

<Direwolf-> netsplits and timeouts and disconnects and k-lines, these are a few of my favorite
things